Nigerian Three Post-Wedding Experiences

 A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters got married the same year. She called them after the wedding and told them: “Don’t forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code”

After a week, the 1st daughter sent a text reading: “Nescafe”. The mother, being an intelligent woman, went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label “Smooth 2 the last drop”. She smiled & said, my daughter is really enjoying her honey moon.

The following week, the 2nd daughter sent a text thus: “Benson”. She quickly went to her husband’s pack of cigarette which read Benson & Hedges: Filter Tipped, King Size & Extra Length* She smiled and said “not bad for their ages”

By the end of the 3rd week, the last daughter texted *Nairobi 2 Mombasa* The mother called Kenya Airways’ help desk to enquire about their Nairobi-Mombasa route; and they replied “It’s 3 times daily, 7 days a week, and the flight duration is 75 mins”

The mother fell down and shouted “Igweee! This one will kill my daughter oooooo”

– By Oke

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